Wasting Time on Video Games

High Hell is a very short arcade shooter that's reminiscent of Hotline Miami in a FPS settings with a rather unique artstyle to it. Gameplay is super basic with super basic objectives. Not much of a story other than trying to kill off all the enemies and following the objective as fast as possible. This game is pretty good at getting to the point of the gameplay because that's simply what this game is. It's an arcade shooter nothing more, nothing less. There's only 20 levels and I already beaten this game. Took me 4 hours. Does the game suck? Far from it. Can it get boring? Yes, it can be at times. The only longevity that you'll get from this game is the speedrunning aspects. There is also a leaderboard feature for this as well. If I had to point out to a group of people to play this game I would tell people who are into high scores and speed running aficionados. At the same time, the price is right honestly. For 10 buckaroos it's not bad. I'm rea...

Slice, Dice & Rice is a very simple fighting game that reminds me of those SNES games you saw at a Hollywood Video rental store and you looked at the cover and go, "This looks cool but I've never heard of it, maybe I should play it?" You go home and enjoy the eye-popping graphics but you just didn't have fun. It didn't quite exactly sucked but just wasn't blowing you out of the water either. It just wasn't a memorable experience. This is exactly what this game is. The game mechanics are simple. You have 3 attacks and a parry button. You got a vertical, horizontal, and heavy attack. No health bars. One attack and you're dead meat, sucka. First of all, the graphics look super cool and RADICAL, DUDE. I love the flashy graphics and feels very simple to the eyes. However, the gameplay felt very barebones to me and it quickly lost its flavor. Their reasons however is to casualize the fighting game flavor so that more people can access i...

These based Developers located in Indonesia AnomanStudio gave me a free spankin' new Steam copy of Orbiz. Truly a blessing among souls. Thank you cuties. Muah. FUCK NO. Give me all the seizures that I can get, Orbiz. Now anyways, onto the game here. Orbiz is a game with rogue-like elements that has an optional local co-op multiplayer madness while fending off a plethora of really annoying zombies . Each level is a cutely small world filled with these zombies and it's your duty to destroy them all. Kill zombies, destroy the number amount of spawners needed to stop the zombie onslaught and enter the portal to go on to the next level. Simple? No way in fucking hell. Story goes is that 4 high school kids, and one of them named Leo gets a hold of a book called Orbiz. The curious teens check out the book and suddenly they're thrown in an oddly weird Universe filled with a shitton of zombies and planets. Bad kids. First and foremost what I like about the gam...