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So I watched the Netflix version of Death Note

When I first heard about this new version of Death Note taking place in Seattle Washington I wasn't really bothered by it too much because we already have a Japanese live-action Adaptation already. I kept an open mind about it. I crossed my fingers being hopeful that just MAYBE the Americanized version can be fun and interesting while keeping things slightly different while retaining that Death Note feel. Well, I thought they delivered the mood, and Ryuk was awesome but the overall structure was forced. I am someone who read the original Manga and never watched any of the anime adaptations or anything. Read up to like 7 volumes. My first complaint is that "Light Turner" was such an American teen boy stereotype. He was another stupid whiney teenager who was dumb and resorted to cheating and paying other people to do his tests. He was a failing student and wasn't even in any sort of athletic club. He was a boring loner. The original "...

Star Wars: Battlefront II will be Pay2Win Garbage

Battlefront II is going to be another pay2win shitfest. You basically earn loot crates according to your performance and you can also buy them with your own hard-earned cash. Sounds fine, right? WRONG. There's stat-boosting items in these crates that will PERMANENTLY make you stronger.. Like damage, health, ect. So I can be some rich fucking nerd, right when this game launches I'll just waste a good thousand dollars on some loot crates.. Boost myself up and completely annihilate the fucking online multiplayer. This is downright fucking stupid and casualized. I would rather have them give out just skins, emotes, and other customization options and maybe throw in some fucking BANTA SHIT, but no. They want casuals to feel like they're the masters of the fucking Universe with this garbage. This is pandering to the lowest common denominator. And please don't say, "w-well you haven't played the game yet." Well,...

Fear Effect Remake INCOMING!

I woke up and saw this on Twitter. I couldn't believe my eyes. I remember drooling over these low-poly babes as a kid, and watching the teaser now, nothing has really changed. For those of you who are unaware what the Fear Effect games are it started on the original PlayStation using cel-shaded graphics and the classic "Resident Evil" style controls and takes place in a very Cyberpunk world and helms the character of Hana Tsu-Vachel who involves herself with some very dangerous gang activity. The series has received plenty of positive reviews back in the day, so I'm hoping they're able to capture the look and feel while maintaining the joy and challenges of the originals. Can't wait how this game turns up.

Nidhogg 2 Review

Well this time around they heavily improved upon the formula. And one of the most obvious notes is it improved on the graphics quite significantly. Instead of simple 8-bit graphics it seems like it reached to a more 16-bit approach, showing off even more silliness off of the game. From the first Nidhogg you didn't have much customization of your main character. You can add a bunch of silly clothing to him/her according to your taste. I hope they will add more customizations in the near future I like it quite a lot. And one of the more intriguing additions to the sequel is more weapons. Unlike the first you only had a rapier. This one has added a Broadsword, Dagger, and a new ranged weapon, bows. For singleplayer content everything is the same you have to go through 10 levels and win. But I liked knowing they added more detailed levels to keep things interesting. Now for multiplayer, you got regular matchmaking and a newly implemented ranked mode....

Orbiz Review

These based Developers located in Indonesia AnomanStudio gave me a free spankin' new Steam copy of Orbiz. Truly a blessing among souls. Thank you cuties. Muah. FUCK NO. Give me all the seizures that I can get, Orbiz. Now anyways, onto the game here. Orbiz is a game with rogue-like elements that has an optional local co-op multiplayer madness while fending off a plethora of really annoying zombies . Each level is a cutely small world filled with these zombies and it's your duty to destroy them all. Kill zombies, destroy the number amount of spawners needed to stop the zombie onslaught and enter the portal to go on to the next level. Simple? No way in fucking hell. Story goes is that 4 high school kids, and one of them named Leo gets a hold of a book called Orbiz. The curious teens check out the book and suddenly they're thrown in an oddly weird Universe filled with a shitton of zombies and planets. Bad kids. First and foremost what I like about the gam...